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Caught this seagull tap dancing away happily

> It’s mimicing rain so worms will go up.

> I would hire it to play my double bass pedals.

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marriage is like when you spend time with that one person that you could literally spend all your time with and it would always be the best day except it’s like all the time. there’s never a time that you have to go home for the night or whatever like you’re just with your person all the damn time and whatever you’re doing it will still be the most fun thing on earth because you’re doing it with them.

ejacutastic:

nice to meet u pbtbtbtbtbtbtt

nice to meet u pbtbtbtbtbtbtt

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whateverittakestobeskinny:

I don’t remember the sound of your voice late at night.

I don’t remember how your eyes lit up when you looked at me,

Or the touch of your hand,

Or the pressure of your lips on mine.

I’m forgetting everything,

And it’s terrifying and relieving all at the same time.

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> YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!

> YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!

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theamericankid:

Hey you tired? I’ll be your pillow.

theamericankid:

Hey you tired? I’ll be your pillow.

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troyesivan:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

im all about that life

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

im all about that life

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